Dad and Mom in the kitchen, Dad fixing cereal. Mom asks Dad if she can help.
“No- but you could go get the newspaper for me.”
“Do I have it?”
“Okay- I’ll go get it.”
Dad gets up and walks into living room and meets Mom bringing the paper.
“Thank you! I was looking for that.”
“I told you I would bring it. Are you calling me a liar?”
“No, I just thought I would help you.”
“I don’t need help carrying a newspaper. You are insulting me.”
“I didn’t mean to. Thank you.”
“”This isn’t todays newspaper.”
“What do you mean?”
“This section is Friday’s. So is this section. Okay- this section is today’s.”
“Well at least you got part of todays. I don’t know how that happened. It as all Saturday’s when I was looking at it.”